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HOME GOODS
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Today is one of those days
when even my coffee needs coffee.


my story
Hi everybody! I'm Sonia,
a 70-something retiree, Mum to Trish, Mum-in-Law to Nate, Grand Dog sitter to Sophie; story teller and designer. Like you, and my products, I cheekily think of myself as timeless, distinctive and unabashedly sassy! I'm flat-out absorbed in creating my designs, then using the trappings of technology to bring them to life. If you're curious about my pre-retirement activities, I was once www.sworak.com.
I've sought to create an old-school shopping experience along the lines of a long defunct Sears catalogue so many of us still recall from years past vs. the bland, boxed images and "buy me" pages on most retail sites today. As well, to enhance your shopping pleasure, I've added an apropos playlist of music for each product collection.
Do enjoy!And please, do shop!


and you?
• You're most likely a fun-loving, approachable person but you may like to keep your circle small because you're into quality not quantity.
• You like to laugh like it's the 1980's.
• Crazy hair? Don't care.
• The older you get, the earlier it gets late.
• Your vibe attracts your tribe; and you collect moments, not things.
• You don't rise and shine, you caffeinate, hope and slay every day with style.
• If life gives you lemons, you add vodka or a reasonable facsimile, thereof.
• You embrace your weirdness.
• And you think like
Dr. Seuss:
"Why fit in when you were born to stand out?"
Welcome!


this site
My intent is to inspire you to think out loud; ignite a gut-giggle wherever possible; and to unleash your personality in every legally conceivable manner. (View my catalogues for some nifty suggestions). Most of my stories are light-hearted and downright "woo hoo" or "who knew?" -worthy. Then there are those traditional, time-honored and ever mindful of the past, filled with gratitude stories.
Thanks for stopping by, and here's cheers to attitude!
• Cheeky Vintage Mashups:
Retro Moms Gone Wild;
Thy Name is Vanity; A Bevy of Brassy Victorians;
Have it Your Way; The Gem Collection;
&
Nate's Rockin' RIdes with Retro Vibes












Nothing is lost until your Mother can't find it.


and every mountain and hill brought low;
the crooked places shall be made straight,
and the rough ways smooth.
Luke 3:5
Of The Future
Supernatural
Insights
I love Jesus, coffee & naps.




Debuting world wide
Late Summer 2026
Check Instagram & Facebook for more sneak peeks and updates.
exclusive,
stylish &
Practical
• Available only on storystyles.life.
• Featuring one-of-a-kind, different complementary designs on both front and back.
• Accurately sized, and machine-wash tested.
• Simple, yet secure magnetic snap access.
• Fully lined, with one large zipper pocket and two pouch pockets.
• Now about the accessories, also unique to this site.
the sales pitch
• Scarves are 100% silk, all original patterns each designed to complement a corresponding tote.
• We're not your average bargain grocery tote, either, yet far from the sky-end dollar versions.
• Made of polyester textured machine washable canvas, fully lined, with brass magnetic snaps, the appeal is all-around chic, casual or semi-dressy, perfect for work and evenings out.
• And don't get me started on the zipper pouches along with, yes, "Totes and Scarves Made in Canada."


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© Copyright 2025 Sonia Sworak. All rights reserved.
Dear Family, Friends & Followers,
One minute it's January 2014, and in the blink-of-an-eye, it's February 2021. Without even so much as a half-blink-of-an-eye later, it was January 2026.
Confession. I had this idea, and despite favorable online reactions, I parked it for twelve years: "Two Peas in a Pod," chatting about my daughter, Trish and myself. Then in 2021, the Good Lord added son-in-law, Nate, and grand dog, Sophie, to the pea bubble.
Before I could even blink a-quarter-of-an-eye, "storystyles" came to life.
Enjoy the video. And my current "thinking out loud" blog.
PS: Yes, I did design the video back in 2014. Yes, those are ever-accumulating, empty cocktail glasses. And yes, please note the faithful dog. Especially the dog. Because I am so very, very fond of dogs.
PPS: And cats.
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